Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #61 Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I've been avoiding my entire life.
Facebook's list of "suggested friends" is quite literally a list of people I've been avoiding my entire life.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #62 Touch-free soap dispensers are pretty pointless if the soap actually works.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #63 It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #64 Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.
Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #65 Between pens and lighters, Bic is making a fortune off of people losing their products.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #66 The first eighteen years of your life are like a free trial, and after that it's pay to play.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #67 Batman is a 1 percenter beating up the mentally ill.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #68 Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #69 I wish I could see a woman that I know is equally as attractive as I am so I know how attractive I am to the opposite sex
I wish I could see a woman that I know is equally as attractive as I am so I know how attractive I am to the opposite sex
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #70 When my parents owned a huge VHS camcorder, they filmed everything. Now that there's a video camera in their pocket, they film nothing.
When my parents owned a huge VHS camcorder, they filmed everything. Now that there's a video camera in their pocket, they film nothing.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #71 After clearing your browser history, there should be an option to have it filled with random 'normal' websites, instead of it being all empty.
After clearing your browser history, there should be an option to have it filled with random 'normal' websites, instead of it being all empty.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #72 I just now realized the connection between the words "timid" and "intimidate"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #73 Every paper towel commercial reminds me that the cleanest solution is to just not have children.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #74 "I work for one of the richest companies in the world" sounds a lot better than "I work at Walmart"
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #75 Having Facebook, there is no more reason to have high school reunions, you already know what people are up to and you still don't care.
Having Facebook, there is no more reason to have high school reunions, you already know what people are up to and you still don't care.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #76 If you rip a hole in a net, there's actually fewer holes in it than it was before
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #77 Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #78 Homeless people should relocate to local Best Buy, Toys R Us, Walmart locations for the holidays. Get line for Black Friday. Then sell their spot in line on Thanksgiving night.
Homeless people should relocate to local Best Buy, Toys R Us, Walmart locations for the holidays. Get line for Black Friday. Then sell their spot in line on Thanksgiving night.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #79 In theory, there is a combination of digital 0's and 1's that would result in a video of me having a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson.
In theory, there is a combination of digital 0's and 1's that would result in a video of me having a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson.
Mave TMS Founder Administrator Messages 234,583 Location Belgium Feb 12, 2016 #80 The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat".
