Yeah because of my super brain power I've got a 240 IQ and can remember any of those passwords straight off with only looking at half of each. I can beat the shit out of anybody I meet, and if needed, I can gather my gang and we can go take over china using chopsticks as weapons. Last time someone looked at me funny, I looked straight back and his head exploded. I've got a "take over the world easy button" sitting right in font of me.
It's all true, just the way I am. I've no reason to lie, it the fucking internet, what would I be trying to hide? That I have a 2" dick, like men and have never had a friend in real life so I spend my solitary time trying to make people think I'm the best motherfucker on the internet and could hack the fuck out of your ass so don't even hint towards my real sexuality? Hell no officer Tenpenny!
Sounds like 99% of all Americans I've met.