Woman Wins Legal Right to Masturbate at Work

[Mave]

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

Source: http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/

 

[ThePro]

First of all... WTF?

Second, if we think about it, poor woman, imagine being her.

 

[GPow69]

Second, if we think about it, poor woman, imagine being her.

BEST LIFE EVER

 

[ThePro]

Not really, she must be bored of doing it. And that's uncool :/

 

[Rafay]

Not really, she must be bored of doing it. And that's uncool :/

Just like you are? :troll:

 

[Panki]

18 times a day, sounds kinda painful.

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

So she can watch porn at work?

If WE watch porn at ALL we are called disgusting, sexist? :troll: