Two guys collide in a supermarket.
“Sorry about that," the first guy says. “I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
“I'm looking for my wife, too,” the second guy says.
“Maybe I can help you,” the first guy says. “What does your wife look like?”
“Well, she’s a tall redhead with big green eyes, long suntanned legs and a bright smile,” the second guy says. “What does your wife look like?”
“Never mind,” says the first guy, “let’s look for yours.”
“Sorry about that," the first guy says. “I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
“I'm looking for my wife, too,” the second guy says.
“Maybe I can help you,” the first guy says. “What does your wife look like?”
“Well, she’s a tall redhead with big green eyes, long suntanned legs and a bright smile,” the second guy says. “What does your wife look like?”
“Never mind,” says the first guy, “let’s look for yours.”
