Hopelessly lost, the man pulled his car into an abandoned petrol pump in the desert and got out. The only creature there was an owl sitting on a cactus. “Owl, can you tell me the quickest way to town?”
“Are you walking or driving?” asked the wise owl.
“I’m driving.”
“Well, that’s the quickest way.”
“Are you walking or driving?” asked the wise owl.
“I’m driving.”
“Well, that’s the quickest way.”
