The Simpsons [1989-...]

[Mave]

"FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE, WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS!"

 

[Mave]

We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical order: Simpson, Homer...that is all.

 

[Mave]

I'm in way over my head

 

[Mave]

Ach! Das wagen phone ist ein....nuisance phone!

 

[Mave]

Here you go, honey. That's about all the recycling [*hiccups*] I can handle today

 

[Mave]

That's not the wallet inspector..

 

[Mave]

NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!

 

[Mave]

Good luck, Ralphie! If your nose starts bleeding, it means you’re picking it too much, or not enough

 

[Mave]

Hmm... Nitzy...

 

[Mave]

"Ouch... My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... Malk?"

 

[Mave]

"Here are your messages.
You have 30 minutes to move your car.
You have 10 minutes.
Your car has been impounded.
Your car has been crushed into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

 

[Mave]

Welcome to Springfield

 

[Mave]

Solid question.

 

[Mave]

Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell.

 

[Mave]

Poor Otto

 

[Mave]

...And here, out of the mysts of history is the legendary esquilax. A horse with the head of a rabbit... AND the body of a rabbit!

 

[Mave]

Superintendent, we made the front page today!

 

[Mave]

Forgive-a-ness, please!

 

[Mave]

IhaveabuckihavonedollaronedollarweeeehhhonedollartwelighuhdoodogablaehhdoiheartwotoodolaarwehtwbluahgblahblahiiedwandolhilatwotwanalilitwotwodollarthreedollartwowadollarthreeSOLD! For a buck.

 

[Mave]

Each leap brings us closer to God. Catch me, Lord! Catch me!