The Simpsons [1989-...]

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You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.

 

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Thanks, Stampy!.....Ow!

 

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From one of my favorite episodes

 

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"You're too late, Homer. Barney sucked it dry. It cut his gums up pretty bad."

 

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Mr. Simpson! The tar fumes are making me nauseous...

 

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Ooh, that's raspberry!

 

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Whoops, sorry son! I didn't know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.

 

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Hey Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?

 

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The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.

 

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What's the point of all this cleaning? ARE WE SO VAIN?!

 

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These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker

 

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"Can't they get a pole for that sign?" "That's a hitch hiker, Homer!" "Ooohoh, let's pick him up!"

 

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRD

 

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Now, folks, I don't wanna alarm ya, but scientists say forty percent of America's pictures... are hanging crooked.

 

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Oh my god he’s like some kind of non… giving up… school guy!

 

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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

 

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"Nobody badmouths Duff!"

 

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This just in! Homer Simpson sleeps in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers!

 

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Woo hoo! Look at that blubber fly!....Yes. Nurse, cancel my 1 o'clock