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Stybar

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C'mon guys, I know some of you are people who can cook. Post your delicious/easy/cheap recipes here, so we can all try them and eat good stuff.

I'll start with a easy one, homemade stirfried rice.
Etimated price: (9$)

Ingredients (for two persons):
Rice, enough for two persons (about 1$)
Leek, just one will do (about 1$)
Eggs, two, maybe three. (Don't know, about 1$, I guess?)
Canadian bacon/ham/whatever you call it. It's pieces of pork, in thin slices. (2$)
OPTIONAL:
Porkchops. 200gr. per person, cut it in small pieces, small enough to prick on a fork. (4$)

Step one: Cook the rice.
You should be able to do this, it's just rice.
(No pic needed)

Step two: Fry the porkchops.
Pour some oil in a non-stick pan and fry the motherfuckers. Make 'm nice and golden brown.
(no pic here, as I made it without the pork (seriously, that shit expensive for a student))


Step three: Scramble the eggs
Make sure the rice is almost done before starting here.
Scramble some eggs in a wok pan (a deep bowlshaped pan, commonly used in asian cuisine).

Step four: Add the rest
When done (the egg is solid and no longer running), add the leek, chopped in little pieces.
Slice the ham into pieces about 2cmx1cm, and add them as well. Stir everything until it's no longer raw.

Step five: Add the rice.
Make sure the rice is cooked before you add it!
Just pile the cooked rice on top of the delicious mess you just made in your wok. Grab a couple of spatulas and start tossing it, so that everything is nice and evenly distributed.

Done! Serve with the pork next to it, or toss in the pork and mix it some more.


Also, the best sauce to go with this is peanut sauce (or whatever) Dutch people will know what I'm talking about. (1$)
 
Toaster Strudels:

1. Place strudel in toaster.
2. While the pastry is heating break off ONE icing packet. The temptation is great to use two but USE ONLY ONE. You will only make future you sad when you have left over strudel and no icing.
3. Tear off tip of icing packet.
4. If this is your first time making one you can take a tiny bite out of the corner to make sure that's it's cooked perfectly. It takes some experimenting and intimate knowledge of your toaster to achieve the perfect toast time. Once you put the icing on you've committed and you can't go back into the toaster.
5. Drizzle icing on in your preferred method.
(Sidenote: it will never look like the picture on the box with only one icing packet but STILL only use one)
6. Enjoy!
 
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
 
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
Get Steffy up in this thread!

But I'm the same as Mave, I couldn't cook to save my life.
 
SovareZza said:
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
Get Steffy up in this thread!

But I'm the same as Mave, I couldn't cook to save my life.

Time to learn it, girls (at least the girls I know) dig a guy who can cook.
Something went wrong with the pictures, will add them another day.

In the meantime, have a second recipe, this time for pasta with spinach.
Estimated price: 6$

Ingredients:
Pasta, enough for 2. (I buy a bag of pasta for 3$, enough for 3 dinners)
Spinach 'a la créme' (it means not fresh spinach, just the one you find in the freezer) about 200gr. (1.5$)
Bacon! in little cubes! (1$)
Boursin (creamcheese, about 100gr per 2 persons) (2$)

Step one: Cook the pasta.
Boil water and cook pasta in it. It's easy.

Step two: cook the bacon.
Throw the bacon into a pan and burn those motherfuckers.

Step three: pile it on eachother.
If the spinach is frozen, defrost it first (duh)
When the pasta is done, drain it, and pour the spinach, the Boursin, and the bacon on top of it. mix everything untill the Boursin is gone. (no longer visible)
 
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.

An omelet? Hahaha
 
Maybe try to add the total price/the price per person? Would be quite handy as a student :tongue:
 
Impulse said:
Maybe try to add the total price/the price per person? Would be quite handy as a student :tongue:

Good idea.

Stybar said:
SovareZza said:
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
Get Steffy up in this thread!

But I'm the same as Mave, I couldn't cook to save my life.

Time to learn it, girls (at least the girls I know) dig a guy who can cook.

I already got my girl man =D
 
Mave said:
Impulse said:
Maybe try to add the total price/the price per person? Would be quite handy as a student :tongue:

Good idea.

Stybar said:
SovareZza said:
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
Get Steffy up in this thread!

But I'm the same as Mave, I couldn't cook to save my life.

Time to learn it, girls (at least the girls I know) dig a guy who can cook.

I already got my girl man =D

Steffy, would you mind it if Mave knew how to cook?

Also added the price (estimate) with the recipies
 
Stybar said:
Mave said:
Impulse said:
Maybe try to add the total price/the price per person? Would be quite handy as a student :tongue:

Good idea.

Stybar said:
SovareZza said:
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
Get Steffy up in this thread!

But I'm the same as Mave, I couldn't cook to save my life.

Time to learn it, girls (at least the girls I know) dig a guy who can cook.

I already got my girl man =D

Steffy, would you mind it if Mave knew how to cook?

Also added the price (estimate) with the recipies
You'd have to assume the sex would get better. Imagine, Steffy's had a long day, she's hungry, doesn't want fast food, and Mave has decided to cook for when she gets home.
BAM! Appreciation sex.
 
SovareZza said:
Stybar said:
Mave said:
Impulse said:
Maybe try to add the total price/the price per person? Would be quite handy as a student :tongue:

Good idea.

Stybar said:
SovareZza said:
Mave said:
Thank you guys for the recipies, I'll be sure to try them out soon..
Unfortunately most I ever done in the kitchen was make an omelet, so I have nothing to contribute :/ I'm sorry.
Get Steffy up in this thread!

But I'm the same as Mave, I couldn't cook to save my life.

Time to learn it, girls (at least the girls I know) dig a guy who can cook.

I already got my girl man =D

Steffy, would you mind it if Mave knew how to cook?

Also added the price (estimate) with the recipies
You'd have to assume the sex would get better. Imagine, Steffy's had a long day, she's hungry, doesn't want fast food, and Mave has decided to cook for when she gets home.
BAM! Appreciation BJ.

ftfy

:troll:
 
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