A woman who was always fighting with her husband decides to visit a Marriage Counselor.
Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?"
Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me."
Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed.
Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened."
Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?"
Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me."
Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed.
Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened."
Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
