Interesting thoughts

If smoking caused immediate hair loss instead of eventual cancer, fewer people would smoke.
 
If you time-travelled to the future, you'd probably die of one of the future contagions that you have no immunity to.
 
No matter when in human history you go back to, you had a relative who was alive.
 
200 years from now, YouTube videos will have millions of comments dating back hundreds of years all from dead people.
 
Netflix asking if you are still watching the show is a lot like a bartender trying to cut you off while drinking.
 
Mave said:
You know you're becoming an adult when you already own most of the needed ingredients for a recipe.
Says the guy who can't cook.
 
Instead of a reboot, Ghostbusters should have been Bill Murray in a retirement home, dealing with the ghosts there.
 
If a TV Show is cancelled, it should be mandatory for a final episode to be made that provides viewers with closure.
 
Minimum wage is basically like saying "if we could pay you less, we would"
 
Shoelaces should be made from Apple headphone cables so they tie themselves
 
Advertisements before a YouTube video are more successful at making me stop watching the video than actually buying their product
 
The phrase putting your baby to sleep has an entirely different meaning from the phrase putting your pet to sleep.
 
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