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A blonde goes to a bar
« on: April 05, 2017, 05:25 »
and orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.

Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens.

So, after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her breasts, the man jumps up and starts to lick. She decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, "Jeez, lady... Why do you let the bartender do it and not me?"

"Helloooo!" says the blonde. "Bert has a licker license.