On todays episode of "How to offend an italian"...
If you really want to offend an Italian, tie their hands down. And then make them talk.
I do this, in fact I do this too much, annoys some people, but when I'm hungry I can't stand the spaghetti falling from my fork.Or cut your spaghetti with a knife
1. Stick fork into spaghettiI do this, in fact I do this too much, annoys some people, but when I'm hungry I can't stand the spaghetti falling from my fork.
Meanwhile my gf uses a spoon and eats like a proper Italian.
Depends on the slipperiness of your spaghettios.1. Stick fork into spaghetti
2. Pull towards the border of the plate
3. Rotate fork
4. Lift and move towards mouth
5. ???
6. Profit
Aww thanks ma- wait that's worse!Mave, I want you to know I'm not angry. I'm just very disappointed.