What is the dumbest lyric from any song?

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Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in their masters' chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

The Eagles - Hotel California
While not the dumbest lyrics, they just make no fucking sense whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the song.
 

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Panki said:
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
And in their masters' chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

The Eagles - Hotel California
While not the dumbest lyrics, they just make no fucking sense whatsoever. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the song.
Awesome song, and lyrics indeed don't make much sense.
 

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Mave said:
^ Thanks for that video, great compilation.
Dude has a entire series just to rip on stupid songs. He rips on some other stuff too, but you have to like his humor I guess.
 
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