Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit...

[Mave]

... one of them farts, and the other one says,

"Dude, I'm fucking eating"

 

[Grazy.]

What a sick joke. xD

 

[MiRc34]

Lol I knew this already <:
Awesome joke.

 

[Panki]

Lol
Nice one

 

[GPow69]

Meh to be honest :\