The Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts !

1:Chuck Norris once jumped off the Empire State building. That's why New York is an island today.

2:Chuck Norris tried to learn Tai Chi, but he killed too many people in slow motion

3:A mugger shot Chuck Norris 28 times in the head once. Chuck Norris laughed for so long that the mugger died of old age.

4:Chuck Norris runs with scissors because only he can.

5:Chuck Norris can pat his head, rub his belly, and jerk off at the same time.

6:You know the story of "Around the World in 80 days"? Chuck Norris went around the world 80 times in one day. Barefoot.

7:Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

8:Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

9:A tribe of forest elves lives in Chuck Norris' beard. They don't make cookies. Only wuss elves make cookies. These elves make plutonium.

And Finally...


10:Chuck Norris has a lot of respect for Bruce Lee...because he survived.
 
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