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Re: The Simpons Thread

By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?

 

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Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.

 

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You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies here, struggling to breathe!

 

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Airport worker: "You're not just pretending to be a pilot to drink are you?" Homer: "Yes." Airport worker: "Haha, you fly boys crack me up." Homer: "I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!" Airport worker: "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up!"

 

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Are there any questions?...Keeping in mind that I already explained about the hair.

 
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