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Mave

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An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.

The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, “Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased.”

To which the elderly man said, “Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I've already changed my will three times!”
 
LMFAO.
Epic turn is epic.
This one is similar:
An old rich man comes back home. He got serious hearing problems.
His butler: Hey faggot, are you coming home from your usual boozing party?
Man: No, I'm coming home from buying a hearing aid!
 
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