He takes a seat at the bar and asks the bartender if he has any entertainment around. The bartender pulls out a tiny piano, sets it on the bar, and claps his hands. No sooner had he clapped his hands than a tiny man, seriously a foot tall, walks out to the piano and plays a tune. As soon as he finishes, the tiny man walks back to behind the bar.
"That's amazing!" says the man. "Where did you find something like that?"
"I wished for it. Here, rub the magic beer bottle and you can make a wish too!"
The guy says "Ok, sure"
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and a genie appears. "You have one wish", he says.
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room, and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
The guy looks at the bartender and says, "Hey! What gives? I didn't want a million ducks!"
The bartender laughs, 'You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?'
"That's amazing!" says the man. "Where did you find something like that?"
"I wished for it. Here, rub the magic beer bottle and you can make a wish too!"
The guy says "Ok, sure"
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and a genie appears. "You have one wish", he says.
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room, and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
The guy looks at the bartender and says, "Hey! What gives? I didn't want a million ducks!"
The bartender laughs, 'You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?'
