Small conversation with God & Lame virus & Nominated best joke

[Mave]

Made me laugh ^^

A short conversation with God

The man: 'God, how long is a million years?'

God: 'To me, it's about a minute.'

The man: 'God, how much is a million dollars?'

God: 'To me it's a penny.'

The man: 'God, may I have a penny?'

God: 'Wait a minute.'

Also : (lame)

Hello

I'm a virus over from Ireland
Would you please forward this message on to everyone in your
address book and then delete everything on your hard drive.
That'd be great.

Thanks

and

Nominated best short joke this year

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles whilst taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

 

[JabbaWockeeZ]

Re: Small conversation with God

lol mave. Where'd you find this BTW?

 

[Mave]

Re: Small conversation with God

lol mave. Where'd you find this BTW?

a mate told me, btw updated my post

 

[JabbaWockeeZ]

Oh...Anyways the 2 new posts you updated are LAME! No offense.

 

[Mave]

Oh...Anyways the 2 new posts you updated are LAME! No offense.

ye, didnt you notice the "lame" in my posts

 

[JabbaWockeeZ]

Oh sorry. I made an error in my second post. What I meant to say was that I was suppose to agree with the word "lame" in your modified post.

 

[Austin]

They aren't lame, he just said lame because of the "lame" tag there. Their actually quite good .

 

[Jake]

C'mon jabba, it's quite funny

 

[[VcG]Alex]

God one is funny