[NSFW] Reddit's perv-creeper confession thread: The Collection

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So today I was bored at work, and was browsing /r/askreddit when I stumbled upon one of the most epic -yet disturbing- askreddit threads. The title was "What is your most shameful-embarrassing-perv-creeper thing you have ever done."
I decided to collect all the most fucked up/funny ones and post them here.

This is all Reddit Gold. Enjoy.

NOTE: MOST OF THIS STORIES ARE EXTREMELY FUCKED UP, DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A NORMAL PERSON.

When I was a teenager a girl left her pillow at my place. I didn't realize it was hers and used it as a fap rag for like 2 months straight and once it got too crusty to used I just tossed it into a corner and forgot about it.

It was a nice golden yellow and crunchy :/

So later on she comes over, sees the pillow and is like "oh there's my pillow" grabs it and leaves.

Later on she told me that pillow 'smelled really good and reminded her of me' and she slept on it for months.

Continued in another reply

I figure I masturbated at least twice a day back then. So 2 months would have been at least 120 loads, figure roughly 60 loads on each side.

I have no idea how the crunchiness didn't bother her, or the layers of yellow jizz stains.

Maybe since it sat for awhile some of the crunch went away, I don't know.

All I know was I spent a long time thinking about her face laying on that pillow all night, happy as can be.
Being caught fapping by my roommate...and his girlfriend...three times...

Also, I used to "fake sleep" and squint my eyes open just enough to perv on my roommate's girlfriend in the mornings after they had sex. Let's just say she has a high libido.
Around age 12 istarted stealing pictures of of my sister and her friends, block out my sister and jack off to them. She had many attractive friends.. I'd also do the deed on my sisters bed. Note i had no attraction to my sister whatsoever. It was just the off limits and feminine sensation that got me off.

A friend of my mom's kinda lived with us for a while, she was a curvy girl. And i heard she started prostitution to make money. Idk if she did or not. But the thought excited me. She had clothes in my bedroom closet. I found these little jean shorts of hers i would put on and check out my own ass in the mirror. She was kinda busty and left a bra in my bathroom. I would put it on, stuff it with toilet paper. Grope myself and masterbate.

I'd go over to a friends house, who had a younger sister that he was extremely over-protective about. I had known them for a few years already. Then puberty hit her like a ton of bricks and she inherited her family's big breasts. I watched her jogging a few times. She played soccer so had a toned body. When i would go over i'd tell my friend i was gonna "take a shit" then i'd wander in her room and grab/sniff her bra and panties. Lick them on the nipple spot. Rub them in my pants. I ended up dating her later for about a year and punched her v-card. I never told her of the perverted acts i had toward her previously.

Among the worst i'm willing to share. My uncle's girlfriend had a daughter around my age. Who spent the summer with us. She was beautiful with all the right curves in all the right places. She didnt talk a lot but we watched a lot of tv together. I spent most of it admiring her beauty. I'd try to just feel her however possible at times. Sitting on the same couch and having my foot on her side of the couch to feel her legs or something. Well, eventually that lead to groping her when she was asleep. And once licked her boobs as she was asleep. I think she woke up and saw me. I scrambled away and acted like i was sleeping.

Not too long ago. I had broken up with my gf, because she decided to randomely become a bitch. After i moved to a new place i found one of her shirts in my things. Used it as a cum rag for a long time.

Among these i also experimented with tons of different things, places etc. Like jacking off in my friends living room under a blanket with his whole family pretty much in there. His sister was vaguely hot.
I have an incredibly busty neighbor (36DDD, not even kidding). A few years ago, when we were both still in high school, her family was going on vacation so she asked me to check in on their cats every now and then. I said it was no problem and that I'd be sure to look after the adorable little furballs. She had no idea that I had sinister, perverted plans in mind. My hormones were raging at the time (shocking, I know) , so I was constantly horny and looking for new ways to get myself off. Having complete freedom and solitude in a smoking hot neighbor's house was a godsend to me during those days. Every time I went to the house to check in on the cats, I would saunter over to the girl's room and rummage through her lingerie, lay in it, and just soak in the feminine good-ness. Then I'd masturbate in the bathroom after I was done and head home. However, after a while, that didn't satisfy me. So one day I grabbed a bunch of her bras and panties (clean... and dirty) and wrapped them around my head like a helmet/mask. Then I used one of her panties as a sort of jerk-off sleeve (I'm not sure what you'd call it) and masturbated in her bed. I did this everyday until she came back home. She still has no idea that this ever happened. Part of me feels ashamed of this... But another part of me hopes she'll go on vacation again soon.

EDIT: Many people are asking if I checked for cameras. I did not. However, it has been a few years since this "incident" took place and I have not experienced any repercussions and am still on great terms with the girl and her family. In fact, I spent a day with the girl recently and it was very pleasant, so I doubt she knows that I made a mask out of her panties and ferociously wanked to her.
I don't think this tops yours at all, but I went out to my grandparents' place in another state a few months ago and decided to skype chat with a guy I was seeing back home. One thing led to another and we were getting a bit freaky on either end. I was moaning quite a bit, as was he. After we were both done, I went to sign off. Then, from the other room, I heard my grandpa cough. Just fucking cough. They heard everything.
Jerked off to my grandma's breast cancer awareness screening booklet. Not proud of that guys.
I used to live in a old apartment building that had paper thin walls. I had some really hot neighbors, and I always thought they were just loud. My room was right next to their bathroom and there was an access panel of some sort in my closet between the rooms. One of them used to sing in the shower and had a beautiful voice. The other used to masturbate and make little moaning noises... Every morning I would fap to the sound of their quirky little bathroom rituals. I regret the day that I looked behind the access panel and found plumbing, bare studs, and an electrical outlet that was conveniently cracked and provided a perv-fect view of the room which was faptastic. Every young guys dream. After living there for a while I got to know them pretty well, and we would drink beers and make food sometimes... One day I was over for dinner and they asked me who I fapped to more. Wha? They knew I watched them but wanted to know who finished me more. My face has never been so hot in my life... I still watched them. Every once in a while I would catch a little smirk. The saddest day of my life was when they moved out of that apartment and "Steve" moved in...
When I was young we used to have foreign students stay at our home. They used to have their own bedroom, with a built in shower. My room was next to theirs. Each bedroom had bay-windows and I used to position the mirror in their room with mine so I could watch the girls take showers. From the age of 7 to 15 I watched sexy (and some not so sexy) French, Spanish and German girls shower.

I must have seen 50 different girls. I know it was wrong, but I was young and horny, and the internet did not exist.
When I was living with my ex-, we spent some time in a rural part of the country and so we could afford a pretty big house. The only problem was that it was relatively secluded. It was "in town," but this particular street was very wooded and so at night time it could get a bit scary.

So, I'm lying down in my bed masturbating away merrily while my ex- is watching TV in the other room. I'm pounding away and I come so, so close to climax...

Just as I climax, my ex- bursts through the door to the bedroom. "There are some guys outside on the porch and they tapped on the front window when they saw me!" My eyes shoot open and I stand up with a start. Stream after stream of cum shoots out of my cock, most of it landing on the floor in front of my ex-.

We stare at each other. She has a look of horror from both the home invader and the unexpected semen discharge, I have a look of horror and shame. Finally, I grab a pillow to cover my crotch and run out into the living room after my ex-.

The two guys are there still, standing on the porch, but they look a bit alarmed. My ex- having run off startled them a bit, and when they saw us coming back I think they presumed that we were bringing a gun. Well, in fact, I was bringing a gun, but it wasn't loaded anymore-- still cocked though.

I figured we had the element of surprise and terror to one-up them so I dropped the pillow, my still erect phallus swinging in their direction, and started to unlock the door. I started screaming "GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT" at the top of my lungs over and over again. Both guys looked at each other and went completely pale. One of them was holding some sort of weapon I think but he screamed like a little girl and ran just as quickly as the other. I didn't even need to finish unlocking the door.

The terrifying thing is that this story is 100% true. I'm not even shitting you.
I was a teen on vacation with the family. Decided to do my own thing and check out girls around the resort. Walking up to the pool area I noticed a woman was lying face down on her pool chair and her bikini bottom was too loose and her vagina was exposed. I kept walking back and forth to build up memory for later jerking. When I felt I was good to go I went to turn and go back to my room but then I saw my dad walk over to the woman and sit down next to her. It was my mom.
When I was younger, maybe around 11 or 12, I used to fap to the sounds of my parents having sex, and sometimes cried while I did it.
Back when I was a freshman in high school, I had a ridiculously huge crush on this friend of mine. Somehow, I made a bet with a friend about something stupid, and if I won, the girl I liked would have to give me the pair of panties she was wearing (because the friend I made a bet with wouldn't do this herself and the girl I liked was a stand in, for reasons that probably have to do with the fact that we were all young and stupid). I ended up winning the bet, and so at the end of the night, the girl nervously went into the bathroom and took off her panties. She came back out, very obviously embarrassed at going commando under her dress, and pressed a fistful of black cotton panties into my hand straight away.

I guess this post would be creepy enough if I simply said that I was turned on by holding her freshly-used and still warm panties in my hand, but nope. It gets worse. That night, I went home and meticulously scrutinized the panties, everything from the scent to the pattern of white discharge left behind on the inside of the otherwise black and flawless pair of panties. I slept with them under my pillow, one hand still intertwined with them beneath my head, and even woke up once during the night to sniff them some more. I think I may have licked them too.

Still worse, the next morning, I actually wore them for awhile, trying to feel some indirect contact between my genitals and hers. I don't think I actually masturbated to them, but I was undeniably aroused. But here's the kicker: after deciding that I couldn't just leave the panties around for my parents to find, I cut them into thin strips and made the strips of her panties into a bracelet that I wore for weeks. I even told her that I'd done this and proudly produced my wrist to her to display the admittedly poorly-made bracelet.

Improbable as it is, we're actually dating now, years later. I told her that I was joking about the panties-into-bracelet thing and I never told her about the creeper things I did with them before, but that's probably for the best.
I once jacked off and used my mom's bra to wipe up, then put it back in her bra drawer. I had sex with a stuffed gorilla before I was producing, so instead of cumming I peed all over it. I once had like 6 dudes jacking off in my room at one time, I was included. I farted in my mom's cereal and watched her eat it. I used to dig in my ass hole to get the shit out whenever I was constipated. I used to film myself fapping so I could see if I looked like the dudes in the pornos. I injured my spine trying to suck my own penis as a kid, had to go to the doctor, told him I fell off my bed.
when I was first figuring out masturbation and porn, I fapped to my mom's medical textbooks. I'm pretty sure those were all cadavers.
When I was in 7th grade I took my crush's lip balm tube to the bathroom and rubbed it on my penis. Then I put it back where I took it and watched as she put it on her lips.

Jesus christ, I cringe when thinking about it.
When I was 16 I went to go visit a friend out of state, I ended up staying in her moms house with her 3 sisters. It was a very old house. The house has a ton of little holes in it, you could see through cracks in the wall straight into the shower or into other bedrooms. On the second floor there were cracks on the floor that let you see onto the floors below. Then as if to make things worse, one of the bathroom doors was a curtain that went down to about your knees. Needless to stay I couldn't help myself. The girls were all very attractive and I wanted to see them naked.

So me being a pervy little kid, I spied on the 3 girls. One was 15, the other was 18 and the last one was in her late 20s. I would intentionally try to look under the curtain in place of the bathroom door so I could watch the girls when they got out of the shower. I'd go to the 2nd floor and look through the crack on the floor to peep at the oldest daughter in her bedroom, but I never saw much of her. The 18 year old would sleep in a shirt and panties so I would get up in the middle of the night and peep into her room in hopes that I would see. The 15 year old would walk around her room in the nude so I especially paid attention to her. She would stand in front of the bathroom mirror forever so I even contemplated buying a little wind up camera so I could photograph her after she showered, I never followed through with that. I wasn't regularly exposed to naked girls so as you guys would imagine this was a goldmine for me.

And then one day, I went to go visit my friend at her part time job, and I noticed something odd. She was ignoring me, as were all of her friends, it was very strange. I didn't think much of it until I went back to the house and one of her friends was there and he told me this: "Word around the block is you've got your eye on girls in this house, you should be careful." I was petrified to hear this, this is why everyone was ignoring me.

I lost my shit, THEY CAUGHT ME. And everyone around town knew it. (this was a small town) I'm guessing someone at the house told my friend and she told her coworkers and her coworkers told their friends and so on. So now I was the town pervert. I suspect that it might have been a time while I was trying to peer under the bathroom curtain thing, I was laying on the floor pretending to read a book and I kept glancing over there trying to catch a look at one of the girls when she stepped out of the shower. The thought that somebody saw me do this is terrifying.

So after a day of awkwardness (nobody at dinner even looked at me) and an evening of fearing for my well being (Their dad slept on the recliner outside of the room I was sleeping in which was unusual, I think he was trying to make sure I didn't leave my room) I decided it was time to go home early. I called my mom and pretended I just didn't like it here and I wanted to go home so she had my flight rescheduled and I flew home the next day. I took the bus to the airport, I didn't even say goodbye to the family because I knew I was in deep shit. They didn't seem to care that I was leaving and I don't blame them, why would they with this pervy kid living in their home, eating their food, taking up space?

I came home, deleted her from my myspace, (facebook didnt exist yet) threw away her phone number and never spoke to any of them ever again. Never again, never again.

Feels good to have gotten that out there. I feel horrible about what I did, even though I was a kid I had no excuse spying on these girls during their private moments. I wish I could say sorry but I've completely lost touch with that family. This was the last time I ever violated someones privacy in this manner. I feel dreadful for doing this and if I could somehow find them I would like to apologize. No amount of raging hormones or anything like that excuses my behavior. I'm sorry.
When I was about 14 I went to a doctor and got tests ran to see if I had A.D.D. The doctor did all these stupid memory tests with flash cards which took about an hour. Then they put me in this room with a HUGE test and told me I had two hours to complete it. I decided that it was bullshit and that I wasnt going to do any of the test. So as I sat there, I got really horny for some reason and started to beat off furiously, as any other 15 year old boy in a testing room would do. I finished, hid the cum-filled tissues under the couch cushions, sat around a bit more, and was then called into the doc's office and listened as he told me and my dad that yes, I have Attention Deficit Disorder. It wasn't until a few years later that I realized they put people in those rooms with big tests and videotape them as they work on the tests. They are able to see how someone might struggle to focus or whatever. So basically this doctor was getting a live feed of me beating off in the room next to him and then disrespecting the shit out of his couch by putting the evidence under the cushions.

I always felt like that guy never really liked me. Now I know why.
For all four years, I stayed in the dorms in my high school, which offered 5-day boarding to those who live too far away to commute. During my sophomore year, I was rooming with an eccentric lad - we'll call him Andy. In almost every way, he was the complete opposite of me. Andy was overweight, sloppy, obsessed with fan fiction, and had a really strange sense of humor.

One day, he brings in a giant stuffed animal from home. This thing was probably five or six feet long. It was a stuffed tiger that Andy had named Quba for some strange reason. Anyone who referred to it as Cuba was met by my roommate's special ability - farting continuously on command, spewing out the most noxious, shit-particled fumes said victim would ever have the misfortune of smelling.

So anyway, back to the stuffed tiger. When Andy brought it in, he made sure to note that there was a hole ripped into Quba right where his anus would be located. Andy being Andy found this far too amusing, and it became his own little joke. No one was spared - everyone in the hall had to know that his pet tiger had an anus, and that Andy liked to finger said anus over and over. Like I said, he was a bit strange.

I came back to my room one afternoon after having a shitty day. I slumped down on my bed and saw, out of the corner of my eye, Quba laying on ground. I figured, what at the heck, maybe this thing will cheer me up. No I didn't have the intention of fingering it. At this point I just wanted something to punch to relieve some stress.

I am not proud of what I did next. I don't even know why I did it. I was a stupid kid. I unzipped my pants, pulled out my schlong and stuffed it into Quba's anus. The foam felt surprisingly nice as it surrounded my dick. At this point, I knew Andy was at lacrosse practice and wouldn't be back for a while, so I had nothing holding me back from just pumping away into this poor stuffed animal. It actually started feeling really good after a while, too good.

Yes, I ejaculated into Quba. And Andy walked in. He had unlocked the door faster than I could stuff my sticky, foam covered 16 year old shlong back into my pants. He didn't fucking go to lacrosse practice. He was skipping to order pizza and watch Naruto. We locked eyes for a second. His horrified face is burned into my mind to this day. Andy then proceeded to rip a gigantic fart for at least 15 seconds. I guess it was his coping mechanism. He just didn't know how to react.

The best part is, we still talk to this day. We never mention the Quba incident. I guess it was a blessing in disguise to have a weird roommate because I'm pretty sure if it was anyone else, my high school social life would have been shat on.
Many years ago my wife and I used to live in a small cluster of apartments. This couple that lived across the parking lot from us went on vacation and asked my wife if she would collect their mail and feed their cats.

One day my wife calls me from work telling me that she forgot to feed the neighbors cats that morning. So I grab the key and go over. Little did I know there were special instructions when it came to feeding the cats.

The thing was that you couldn't just feed the cats. One of the cats was old and fat and had special food. You had to feed it separately from the other. You physically had to put the fat fucker on the kitchen counter, give him his food, and keep the other cat away.

Of course when I get over there standard size cat is sitting there waiting for his food but fatty is nowhere to be seen. So I start looking for him. On a hunch I check under the neighbor's bed. And there he was.

As I'm pulling him out from under the bed I see a video tape. Blank tape, no label. Of course the first thing I think is "home porn". But I figure I'll be a nice guy and leave it alone.

So I feed the cats and just go home.

Next morning my wife gets called into work early (I worked evenings so I was home alone most of the day). She asks me if I can feed the cats again since she was in a hurry.

So I go back over and sure enough fat-cat is under the bed again. I haul him out and feed him on the counter. I guess he wasn't hungry so he just sat there. So I had to chill until he decided to eat.

Curiosity gets the best of me and I go and get the video tape from under the bed. I put it in the neighbor's VCR and sure enough it's footage of neighbor guy getting a beej from neighbor gal.

Now I guess I should say that neighbor guy was about 35 and average looking. Neighbor lady was about 30 and pretty decent looking. Her face was OK but she was in great shape. Very toned and firm (although her boobs were very small).

I decided to rewind the tape and watch it from the beginning. Then I had a "better" idea. I hustle back over to our apartment and grab our video camera (old school, full size VHS) and a blank tape of my own. I put the camera in a shopping bag just so it wasn't obvious (nobody saw me anyway).

Back at the neighbors I hook up our camera to their VCR and dubbed the tape. It was about 30 minutes long.

I put everything back in order and head back home.

The tape contained 3 different segments. The first was the neighbors doing this and that for about 10 minutes on their couch. Pretty crappy quality and angle. The next was them in bed with the camera at a slightly better angle but couldn't really see much.

The final and longest segment was pretty impressive. Most of it was POV with both of them taking turns holding the camera. The grand finale was them doing anal. It was obvious that she loved it...and liked it hard.

Needless to say I hid the fuck out of that tape and only took it out when my wife was gone. I "used" it many, many times over the next few months. The neighbors had no idea I had it. Every time I saw or spoke to neighbor lady all I could think of was "she likes it really hard up the ass".

The wife and I moved about 5 months later. I was paranoid about packing the tape with other moving stuff. One night I waited until my wife was asleep and took the tape out. I actually cracked it open and broke the tape. Then I took all the pieces and put them in a garbage bag with a bunch of newspapers. I threw it all away in a dumpster at another apartment complex.

Epilogue: About 2 years later I was driving to a buddy's house. About 3 streets away from his house I see neighbor lady working in yard at a house they had moved into. She still had a very nice ass.
When i was around 13, we were visiting Rome and decided to stop off at the Vatican city.

From the top of the main building, you can look down onto the other balconies and for 10 straight minutes I stared down a girls shirt then proceeded to beat my meat in the bathroom that was up there.

TL;DR Jacked off on top of the Vatican.
Dated girl in highschool. She was a total slut. The single thought of how much this girl loved dick always drove me wild. Like every slut she was bound to cheat. She did so with one of my friends on my soccer team. I always resented them but put on a fake smile.

One night we were at a house party. Parents out of town. Kids fucking in damn near every room. The girl I was after went home. I decide to go to bed. A few hours later I wake up to some noise in the room. I realize ex-gf and friend are fucking at the end of the couch I am sleeping on.

I sit there listening to them fucking. I get filled with rage. They both pass out when they are finished. After 30 minutes when I am sure they are sleeping I pull back their covers. She is not wearing a top. I rub out a sticky man load all over their sleeping bodies in the dark.

Gave them both a full on facial. Never told anyone. They slept covered in my goopy man batter. Not even ashamed.
A fellow student at school used to sell polaroid photos to the rest of the students of his sister and mother taking showers. He used to take their photos by opening the bathroom window a bit and take sneaky photos. His sister was pretty stunning. The mother not so much.

His sister was in the year above us. I procured a few photos of each subject.
My first job was at a local grocery store. They immediately recognized my skill set and said I would not be running a register. 2 weeks in, they put me in a 7 foot inflatable Penguin suit for some promotional stuff. I would literally stand behind the MILFS and hot cashiers and jerk off in the suit.
A few years ago I was asked to house sit for some family friends. They had a horse show/competition and needed someone to look after the plants and dogs for a few days. They live on a small farm so they had several spare bedrooms for employees to stay at. Apart from having a few chickens and such, their main business was with horses. They had a few riders, all girls, who lived there for a few months at a time.

Anyway, I found one of the girls to be very attractive. I never talked to her, and only saw her for like five seconds before she left. I only knew her name. Soooo... I had the great idea of going into her room, going through her underwear and wearing it. I rubbed my face in it, jerked off while wearing it, and even got some water balloons for fake tits + bra.

On my last day I was feeling extra naughty and decided to go outside to water the plants in her especially sexy panties and a bra with the biggest water balloons I could fit. Since it was pretty much in the woods, nobody would have seen me. So I'm watering plants, playing with my fake tits and jerking off when I hear something. I realize it's everyone coming back 3 hours earlier than they were supposed to.

Here I am in this girls panties with giant water balloon tits with a shiny bra wearing flip flops. I freak out because they'd be able to see me once they get to their parking lot area. My only chance was to run straight to the house through the back.

So I ran, jumped a small fence and had one of my water tits fall out and break, making the panties wet. I get to the door, run to the stairs (My room was upstairs) only to see the owners come through the door. By the time time they noticed me I was running up the stairs and had the other water tit fall out and break on the wood stairs. I slip, pull my self up and run into my room to hide/change.

I managed to get the panties and bra in the laundry, but the next few hours were really fucking awkward.
This one still makes me cringe and just ask myself what was I thinking? Its pretty long but I've never put it down on paper before so I'll do my best.....I am the youngest of 3 children in my family and the only boy. This story takes place when I was 14 and my two older sisters, J & A were 17 and 20 respectively. Ever since I was young, I knew that something was a bit different about me since I got very excited whenever I saw, or was near, women's feet. So this one weekend in the middle of the summer, my parents had planned on going away to celebrate their anniversary. So, being 14, my parents didn't want to leave my sister, J, who was 17, and I home alone for the whole weekend. My other sister A, was in college and my parents asked her to come home for the weekend to watch us. Well needless to say A came home and brought some of her friends. She had a little party, let me hang out, and was generally pretty cool. That night, she didn't let any guys stay the night at the house, just her girlfriends, since my parents said they didn't want boys sleeping over.

So, here I am, a horny, young, adolescent boy, in a house with 10 or 11 hot, college girls. I was literally shaking with excitement throughout the night knowing that when they went to bed later I might be able to get some good looks at their feet, or see them naked. So by 2am, everyone is asleep. My sisters were both asleep in their rooms, and A's girlfriend's were all sleeping out in the living room and throughout the rest of the house. I got up, and walked to the main part of the house to see if I can catch some glimpses of the girls feet...when I got out to the living room it was like a foot fetishist's dream. There were two girls sleeping on the pull out couch with both of their feet hanging off the bed; there were girls sprawled on the couches, the floor, and all of them were bare foot. I was dying to get close to some of their feet, but I was too nervous with so many of them in the room. Then, I saw two other girls in a smaller den we have. Both of them were sleeping on a futon, and both had drank a ton during the night so I figured they would be sleeping pretty heavily. I walked over to the two girls and knelt down by the foot of the futon. One girl was barefoot and the other had socks on. One was a blond and one was a brunette, and both of them were in really good shape. I gave each of them a quick tickle to see if they would wake up; nothing, they were out cold. I then proceeded to smell, rub, and lick the blond girl's feet. Working up enough courage, I decided i would pull off the brunette's socks. I took both socks off and rubbed them in my face.

At this point I was so damn horny I could barely contain myself. I pulled down my shorts and started jerking off while sucking on their toes and kissing their feet. I kept at it for another 5 minutes until I could tell that I was about to explode. Then, I stood up and rubbed my dick on their feet until I came...I have never came so hard in my damn life. OP explained it pretty well by saying load after load kept coming. I came all over their feet and toes. It was everywhere. So you know that feeling you get after you jerk off like "why the fuck did I just do any of that"? ...That is pretty much how I felt after seeing my cum everywhere. I cleaned myself up as quick as possible, and then headed back to the futon where the girls feet were covered in my pervy man pudding. I got back and cleaned up everything. I was like CSI, scouring the couch for any traces of myself. I even washed the girls feet so they wouldn't be sticky. I go back to bed and everything is fine. The next morning, everyone is gone except for the brunette and one more girl. I am on the couch watching TV when the brunette came down and sat next to me. We were just shooting the shit and then all of a sudden she puts her legs up on the couch and plops her feet in my lap. She then asks if I can give her a foot massage. I could barely talk, so i just mumbled something. She kept insisting and said, and I quote, "you look like the type of person that would give a good foot massage". WTF...I am literally shitting myself at this point. Im sweating and nervous because I think that she must know. This girl puts her feet in my lap completely unprovoked after what I did the night before?? So I oblige, and start massaging her feet. After about 30 seconds, I am rock hard and there's no way for me to hide it. I was still pretty shy about my foot fetish at this point in my life, so having someone find out was absolutely out of the question. Her foot brushes up against my boner and she just looks at me with this evil fucking look and says "yea I thought so". From there on out, whenever I saw her I would try to avoid her. But, if she came over my house or saw me out with my family she would purposefully come over to me and ask me to give her a foot massage, or she would ask if liked her shoes, or her nail polish, or just blatantly make some obvious reference to her feet. This went on for 2 more years until my sister finished college since she and my sister ended up living together throughout college. I don't know how much she knew, but I just assume everything. As I'm 24 now, I still don't know why she didn't open her eyes that night if she was, in fact, awake. Part of me wants to think she liked it while another part thinks she did it just to embarrass me later.
I was a strange kid when I was 11-12, and I'm glad I'm out of the stage now that I was into back then. Here's my short story.

Our main floor bathroom was being remodeled, along with the entire upstairs area. For a span of 3 or 4 months, there was a 7''x7'' hole on the ceiling of the bathroom where the air duct was to be placed. At night, all you were able to see through that hole from the bathroom was pitch dark, but from upstairs, you could see all in the bathroom. So late at night, when my older sister would go in to use the bath or shower, I'd sneak upstairs to watch her. The sight of her athletic naked body, excitement, disgust, fear of getting caught, and feeling of pure adrenaline made for an insane orgasm, especially when she would occasionally masturbate in the tub. I kept this up until the day the bathroom was finished, and then that was the end of it.
More coming if you guys like these stories :smoke:
 

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I actually already read most of them a couple of days ago :tongue:

There is some fucked up shit in there.
 

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How the fuck do I use reddit?
Reddit is basically the main source of funny/interesting shit on the internet.
I get most of my content there, and now I decided that I will start posting epic threads as this one here.

More coming now.



Back in middle school when my hormones were developing rapidly, I had a goal. That goal was to masturbate in a bathroom at someone else's home. I would pretend to have to poop and masturbate instead. I would look at myself in the mirror and smile because of each masturbation in a different home a new record was set.



I'm not ashamed to say that I normally jack off in my school's bathrooms to images of my teachers. God, my 8th grade algebra teachers got so many jacks. I'll be right back...



so i used to be really good at photoshop and after a while i saw one of my classmates on facebook in bikini so i thought why not photoshop some breasts on her...so i did it once or twice. So about a week later im at my friends and i show him how to do this but i showed him on my cousin, not realizing at the time who the picture was...her face was pretty well covered up. Oh boy, when we realized...never going to live that one down...

so thats not the worst part. later after i had a bunch of images saved and done (some of them looked real) i had a friend come live with us and one day while i was at work he was going through all of the photos on my computer and found these naked classmates...the most embarrassing moment of my life




I videotaped my babysitter naked.
I was probably 15/16 at the time, and she would have been early 20s. My parents were away for a week and the babysitter was staying in the spare room. The closet in the spare room had these doors with wooden slats going across, and conveniently, there were a couple missing, just about level with one of the shelves. So one day, I was tending to my morning wood when I heard the babysitter go into the bathroom and start showering. I ran downstairs, grabbed the video camera and hid it in the closet, lens facing out between the broken slats. I had to turn it upside-down so it was able to "see" through the gap in the door, but I knew I could just flip the video on my computer once I had the footage. I covered the camera with clothes and stuff, making sure any lights were covered and only the lens was exposed, started recording, and closed the closet door.
I returned to my room, and hoped that the camera would at least catch a glimpse of her naked. About half an hour later she left for work, and I went to retrieve the camera. After rewinding through 20 minutes of nothingness, I was beginning to lose hope that she had gone anywhere near the camera. But then, there she was. She had walked into the room in a towel, which she immediately dropped. Right in view of the camera. She put one leg up on a chair while she rubbed lotion or whatever into it, and then did the other leg. About 5 minutes of completely naked, legs opened, after-shower rituals were performed, and I had a full frontal view of the whole thing. That video was fapped to an untold number of times. I don't have it anymore though, before anyone asks.

Also, bonus perv story, years ago I had a party at my house and a girl I really liked was there. When it was over and I was cleaning up, I licked the tops of all the bottles she had drank from.




Fuck it, not even going to use a throwaway on this one. When I was 10 I, like many guys that age, was curious as to whether I could get my own dick in my mouth. So I got completely undressed and was lying on my back on the bed with my legs stretched over my shoulders when my mom walked in. She asked what the hell I was doing and I sort of stammered, "um - uh - EXAMINING IT!" Yeah, she knew. But my mom was a classy lady and never brought it up again.



When i was a freshman in high school i went to the beach with my friend and his family( him, mother, father, sister and her friend). Now both the sister and her friend were hot and a year older than us. During the trip I would periodically pull out my amazing camera phone and sneakily take pictures of the sister and her friend's butts while they were donning bikinis or of side boob while they were tanning. It got to where i got so paranoid that they would find out that whenever i left the hotel or took a shower i would remove the SD card, hide it, then remove the battery and hide the battery, so that no one would find my phone full of pictures. I fapped to that album everyday on my trip.



I was a horny teenager back in the day. I don't know if I was high or not, but I might have been cus I was a bit of a stoner as a teen. So I'm in my mother's home, no one is home, I whip out the meat and start whacking off. I'm enjoying the moment, getting into the groove so to speak. Our new little kitten comes over and eyeballs my dick as I'm pounding it. I laugh, and tell the kitty "You like the look of that?" and then the kitten kind of playfully (with claws pulled in) bats at my shaft, and it surprised teenage me and actually sent a bit of a thrill up my spine. I hadn't had much of anyone touch it besides me. I knew it was a fricking fluffy kitten, but the reaction was still the reaction which turned me on (so I didn't scare the kitten off) and because I got a thrill I was ready to climax. So just as my tip is getting all red hot and ready to blow the kitten decides to swipe at my dick again, but this time Kitty was ready to go in for the kill! The kitten extends sharp young claws and slashes at the head of my throbbing dick. And literally slashes a bleeding gash in the head of my cum spewing dick. I scream, pull back and the kitten scampers off. I have a bloody dick with cum dripping down my legs. I still have the scar, and every-time I see my penis-head scar I remember the interaction with that cute little kitten. Long story short, don't mix masturbation and kittens. Just don't.



I am a girl, this is important in the context. I masturbated in a hotel room while my mom slept in the bed opposite. That was weird... Went camping with my cousins, around 1am I heard my very attractive older cousin fapping. I got so turned on I joined in. He doesn't know, I hope.



When I was at a christian camp, the summer before freshman year, I would take other kids cameras and stick them down my pants and snap a picture, knowing their mothers would probably get them developed



My parents have these family friends and they have a daughter who is about 4-5 years younger than me. Every year or so they come visit us and they stay in my room while I sleep in the living room.

My parents took them and their daughter out for some shopping so I was left home alone. I did what I always do and went on reddit in my room. After realizing I was pretty bored, I decided to masturbate.

The problem was that their clothes were all over my room so I didn't have much space so I tried to move their clothes off my desk so I didn't accidentally nut all over them. While I was cleaning, I noticed the girl's panties (she's around 16 at this time) and I decided, fuck it I'm going to have some fun.

I put it on and proceeded to fap in them. I ended up nutting in them and as the last bit of ejaculate came out, I realized that she's probably going to notice a load on her panties. I wiped it off as best as I could with someone's socks, might have been her dads who knows, and put everything back the way it was.

Nobody ever said anything so I'm assuming I got away with it but it was a really strange event.




I was in the back seat of my parents car on a family trip to see my grandma. It was a long trip, about 5-6 hrs, and my parents let me bring my HS sweetie with me.

She spends most of the trip rubbing my junk over the jeans. No big deal, she used to do this all the time. However, as soon as the sun goes down and it turns pitch black on the country road, the rubbing QUICKLY escalates to her putting her head down on my lap to "sleep" and giving me a full on BJ.

I'm feeling pretty awk at this point, combined feelings of arousal and terror at my parents noticing I'm getting my knob slobbed within about 2 feet of them.

Between the "terrousal" and the last 4 hrs of teasing make me last about 2 mins, and I finish off right there in the back seat. I felt dirty for days after.




I think I have pretty much milked-out the thread now. Thanks for reading guys, it was my pleasure. :sir:
 
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