List of melee weapons that don't exist, but should

[Mave]

Here's an EPIC uncyclopedia page I found..

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_melee_weapons_that_don%27t_exist,_but_should

Here's an example

 

[GPow69]

AWESOME

 

[Aman1238]

OMG LOL

 

[MiRc34]

^Fucking lol'd.
Bling PRO at its fullest, eh? XD

Nice site, Mave. Saw some cool things there.

 

[Kitty]

OMG LOL

Ohh i think they have that in the new blackops game!