[Just Cause 3] Spider Car

Stybar

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Man, imagine being a guard in that base.

"Private, please explain again. You wrote in your report that the intruder entered... on top of his car?"
"Y-yes sir."
"But it's a base with only water entrances?"
"Y-yes sir. I know how it sounds, but-"
"So please explain how the intruder drove a car into our water-access only base?"
"
W-well, he didn't extactly... drive, sir."
"Private, are you drunk?"
"No sir! He just... swung his way inside".
"Swung?"
"Swung, sir. L-like Spiderman!"
"Are you sure you're not drunk?"
"I'm allergic to alcohol, sir"
"Because this sounds like you are drunk."
"I understand, sir, but it's the truth!"
"Okay... so what happened after the intruder... 'swung around like spiderman'?"
"He... he landed on top of the crane, sir."
"Get the fuck out of my office."
 

Mave

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Man, imagine being a guard in that base.

"Private, please explain again. You wrote in your report that the intruder entered... on top of his car?"
"Y-yes sir."
"But it's a base with only water entrances?"
"Y-yes sir. I know how it sounds, but-"
"So please explain how the intruder drove a car into our water-access only base?"
"
W-well, he didn't extactly... drive, sir."
"Private, are you drunk?"
"No sir! He just... swung his way inside".
"Swung?"
"Swung, sir. L-like Spiderman!"
"Are you sure you're not drunk?"
"I'm allergic to alcohol, sir"
"Because this sounds like you are drunk."
"I understand, sir, but it's the truth!"
"Okay... so what happened after the intruder... 'swung around like spiderman'?"
"He... he landed on top of the crane, sir."
"Get the fuck out of my office."
10/10 would read again.
 
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