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15 years ago, "phone" referred to your home phone and you had to say "cell phone" to clarify your mobile device. Now "phone" refers to mobile and you have to say "home phone" to clarify your house phone
 

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At home it's weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner but at a restaurant it's weird to order the same thing.
 

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It's interesting how the human body can give birth to other human bodies, but cannot regenerate organs or critical body parts for itself.
 

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A computer program that starts working only after you open the task manager is the equivalent of an employee only doing his job when his boss is around.
 

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You know you've made a significant contribution to literature, music, or film when the title of your work has been parodied into a porno.
 

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There are two types of hotel guests in the world: those who ask when tomorrow’s breakfast begins, and those who ask when it ends.
 
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