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Going to bed without having to set an alarm is one of the most satisfying feelings ever.
 
There is a non spoken "knock" etiquette for doors. Anything between 2 and 5 is acceptable, but any more or less would result in either the door not being answered, or the door being answered by a much angrier person.
 
If you have a child who is too young to use a computer, then as far as your child is concerned, you're Google
 
Crickets are the most relaxing sound ever. A cricket is the most irritating sound ever.
 
Parents begging for grandchildren have the same mentality as a child begging for a puppy: they get all of the cute with none of the work.
 
Gravity is creepy when you realize you’re not walking around on a surface, but getting pulled into a burning core of magma.
 
The first person who successfully recorded their own voice probably thought they did it wrong when they listened to it.
 
With face recognition technology soon phones will pause ads when you’re not looking at them.
 
People suggest that sons seek women who resemble their mothers, but don’t consider that they may have the same taste in women as their fathers.
 
You don’t realize how comfortable you are in your bed, until you realize you forgot to plug in your phone or something.
 
In the future, there will be hippies that advocate introducing "natural meat" into your diet because lab grown meat will be seen as unnatural and not what nature intended.
 
We dumb down our vocabulary to babies at a time when their minds are most capable of learning language.
 
More time is spent checking your speedometer while going through School Zones than actually watching for wandering schoolchildren.
 
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