Boy born with two penises

[Mave]

A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.

The child, named by the Russian media only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago after a normal pregnancy.

He was rushed from his maternity hospital to St Vladimir's Children's Clinical Hospital in Moscow where he underwent the lengthy operation to join the two penises.

"The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder," said a doctor involved in the five hour operation.

"When our colleagues asked for help we said 'yes' immediately but we couldn't imagine the case would be so complicated."

According to the The Sun, the hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.

"He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids," the doctor added.

Source : Ananova

Future porn star?

To me it's no surprise that this happens in Russia.. You know Tsjernobil, radio activity, handicapped, 2 penisses,...
See the connection?

 

[Killer7]

Ah the human evolution begins!

 

[Austin]

This kid's gonna be so pissed that they removed one of his penis's when he goes through puberty xD.

 

[BoxFucker101]

This kid's gonna be so pissed that they removed one of his penis's when he goes through puberty xD.

I wonder if he would have been able to get a woody with both... Lol but just imagine, double masterbating.

 

[[FF]TeddyBear]

This kid's gonna be so pissed that they removed one of his penis's when he goes through puberty xD.

I wonder if he would have been able to get a woody with both... Lol but just imagine, double masterbating.

Just imagine, being able to fuck 2 chicks at once

 

[Yaheli]

OMG lol, it took me ages to figure out what 'Tsjernobil' is, you spelled it in belgian. In English it's spelled Chernobyl.

 

[Andre]

It is Chernobyl, and that's not the only thing causing children in Russia to be idiots.

OMG lol, it took me ages to figure out what 'Tsjernobil' is, you spelled it in belgian. In English it's spelled Chernobyl.

It is pronounced as Tsjernbõl literally, not some "chair-NO-bull" as I've read from forums. That's wrong, how it is pronounced in Estonian as well in Russian including Ukraine. It is the Чернобыль pronounced [tɕɪˈrnobɨlʲ]. Writing in any other country but Russia or countries using special alphabet, it is Chernobyl. I suppose!

Those are some videos I have seen before, and some I just saw:
http://www.
http://www. (haha, way too common in Russia, I suppose)
http://www. (rofl)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e6_1234259691
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1173505553

Had enough? Besides, most of the russians are called the following: Vladimir; Vanja; Vitali; Aleksei; Boris; Daniil; Elena; Pjotr, etcetra, etcetra.
Then, Vladimir Putin supposedly is 2 years older than he claims to be, and his mother is a very old woman in Georgia (Gruzia), hence he let them be attacked. Whoever tries to research on some Russian higher cases (example - Anna Politkovskaja - Анна Политковская) are killed (just look at this Alexander guy in UK, he's dead now I suppose).


WEEEIRD!

 

[Yaheli]

Had enough? Besides, most of the russians are called the following: Vladimir; Vanja; Vitali; Aleksei; Boris; Daniil; Elena; Pjotr, etcetra, etcetra.
Then, Vladimir Putin supposedly is 2 years older than he claims to be, and his mother is a very old woman in Georgia (Gruzia), hence he let them be attacked. Whoever tries to research on some Russian higher cases (example - Anna Politkovskaja - Анна Политковская) are killed (just look at this Alexander guy in UK, he's dead now I suppose).

WEEEIRD!

You forgot the most important name! Slava

 

[Andre]

Wouldn't call Slava a common name in Russia.
The word that is pronounced as [slava] is though the word "word" for russian слово.

 

[BoxFucker101]

Wouldn't call Slava a common name in Russia.
The word that is pronounced as [slava] is though the word "word" for russian слово.

off topic much

 

[Andre]

Wouldn't call Slava a common name in Russia.
The word that is pronounced as [slava] is though the word "word" for russian слово.

off topic much

We're discussing the effects of catastrophes (like Chernobyl) and how the ruin the little poor kids being born in de Mother Russia.
But anyways yeah, it was getting off!