An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body in combination with smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving such a lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body in combination with smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving such a lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."