A rich man and a poor man are talking about the gifts they bought their wives.
The poor man asks the rich what he bought for her. The rich man answers that he bought her a diamond necklace and a Maserati. The poor man, confused, asks why he bought her both.
"Well, if she doesn't like the necklace, she'll like the car, and I'll still score," replied the rich man. "Why, what did you buy your wife?"
"I bought her a really nice pair of slippers and a dildo" the poor man answered matter of factly.
The rich man, a little taken back, asks why he bought his wife a dildo.
The poor man answered "well, that way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
The poor man asks the rich what he bought for her. The rich man answers that he bought her a diamond necklace and a Maserati. The poor man, confused, asks why he bought her both.
"Well, if she doesn't like the necklace, she'll like the car, and I'll still score," replied the rich man. "Why, what did you buy your wife?"
"I bought her a really nice pair of slippers and a dildo" the poor man answered matter of factly.
The rich man, a little taken back, asks why he bought his wife a dildo.
The poor man answered "well, that way, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
