A man is driving penguins to a zoo...

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A man is driving penguins to a zoo and his truck breaks down on the highway. He has to repair it but it's hot outside and he knows that the penguins won't survive the 3-4 hours it will take him under the hot sun to repair the truck.

Luckily, he sees a farmer driving by with an empty truck that looks like it can fit all of the penguins. He signals the farmer over and says, "Hey buddy, can you do me a favor? I need to take these penguins to the zoo and my truck broke down. Can you take them for me? Your truck looks like it can fit them. Here's $100 for your trouble," and the farmer replies, "Sure thing!"

3 hours later the man is still repairing his truck on the side of the road when he sees the farmer coming back with all of the penguins still in the truck. The farmer pulls over and the man asks him, "Why didn't you take the penguins to the zoo?"

The man replies, "I did, but I had some of the $100 left over so now I'm taking them to the cinema!"
 
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