When he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a figure clad in a dry suit. After putting aside the SCUBA tanks and mask, and zipping off the hood, there stands a drop-dead gorgeous blonde.
She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigar?"
"Ten years," replies the stunned man.
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh cigar. He takes it, slowly lights it, and took a long drag. "Man, oh Man! Is that good!!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her dry suit, looks at the man seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes the guy falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"
Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a figure clad in a dry suit. After putting aside the SCUBA tanks and mask, and zipping off the hood, there stands a drop-dead gorgeous blonde.
She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigar?"
"Ten years," replies the stunned man.
With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh cigar. He takes it, slowly lights it, and took a long drag. "Man, oh Man! Is that good!!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"
At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her dry suit, looks at the man seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"
With tears in his eyes the guy falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"
