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Some Very Dangerous Words Used by Women !!! Be Careful !!! Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. *********** Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just...

Maybe it's just a coincidence but... 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing and other horsy sports and activities 2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu pandemic kills...

The parrot: A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The man says aloud, 'Gosh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy Moses,' the man replies. 'You...

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed some thing from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of...