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My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« on: July 27, 2017, 05:10 »
I didn't know that she had a history of violins.

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2017, 04:54 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2017, 11:23 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.
But it wasn't sax abuse, so the cops will go easy on her.

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2017, 08:17 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.
But it wasn't sax abuse, so the cops will go easy on her.
Well, I hope they string her up.

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2017, 06:37 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.
But it wasn't sax abuse, so the cops will go easy on her.
Well, I hope they string her up.
I hope they do, she really did brake my harp.

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2017, 08:27 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.
But it wasn't sax abuse, so the cops will go easy on her.
Well, I hope they string her up.
I hope they do, she really did brake my harp.
Well, focus on the good stuff. How was the sax?

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2017, 04:58 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.
But it wasn't sax abuse, so the cops will go easy on her.
Well, I hope they string her up.
I hope they do, she really did brake my harp.
Well, focus on the good stuff. How was the sax?
Let's just say she gave me huge tromboners.

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Re: My ex used to hit me with musical instruments
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2017, 07:12 »
Call the cops, she'll definitely get in treble.
But it wasn't sax abuse, so the cops will go easy on her.
Well, I hope they string her up.
I hope they do, she really did brake my harp.
Well, focus on the good stuff. How was the sax?
Let's just say she gave me huge tromboners.
It's tuba-d you'll miss the great sax then, but it's for the breastbest.