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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1240 on: October 02, 2017, 12:04 »
If there was an STD that decreased the size of male genitalia, nobody would think twice about wearing a condom ever again.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1241 on: October 02, 2017, 12:04 »
If we mounted cameras on garbage trucks, Google Maps Street View could update weekly

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1242 on: October 02, 2017, 12:04 »
It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1243 on: October 02, 2017, 12:04 »
The first man who gave a colorful sparkly stone to a girl really had no idea what he was getting the rest of us into.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1244 on: October 02, 2017, 12:05 »
Nothing will have you questioning your taste in music quite like putting your whole library on shuffle.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1245 on: October 02, 2017, 12:05 »
Computer desk jobs are becoming the modern version of factory assembly line jobs

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1246 on: October 03, 2017, 04:41 »
There must be some overweight people who have the most amazing facial bone structure and the perfect jawline but they don't know about it because they have always been overweight.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1247 on: October 04, 2017, 03:18 »
Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1248 on: October 05, 2017, 06:41 »
Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there is no fish.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1249 on: October 13, 2017, 01:11 »
"Send nudes, not nukes" is the "make love, not war" of this century

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1250 on: October 13, 2017, 01:12 »
When a tree or other object is giving you shade, it is the only thing for 92 million miles between you and the sun.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1251 on: October 13, 2017, 01:12 »
Keys only exist because humans are shit

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1252 on: October 17, 2017, 05:53 »
Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1253 on: October 17, 2017, 05:54 »
One of the most bittersweet feelings has to be when you realise how much you're going to miss a moment, while you're still living it.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1254 on: October 17, 2017, 05:54 »
Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1255 on: October 17, 2017, 05:54 »
Imagine how much scarier elephants would be if they had a mouth at the end of their trunks.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1256 on: October 17, 2017, 05:55 »
Sending an angry text message, making a typo and then sending another one to correct your typo is the text message equivalent of storming out of the house in anger and going back inside because you forgot your keys

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1257 on: October 17, 2017, 05:55 »
When we fart we're just pooping blanks.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1258 on: October 17, 2017, 05:56 »
If spiders made any sort of sound nobody would ever sleep

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1259 on: October 18, 2017, 03:54 »
Maybe plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we decompose and they can eat us.