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If Snapchat has taught me anything...
Posted August 28, 2017, 05:35 by Mave in Jokes
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...it's that a lot of today's girls look better as farm animals.
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My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would
Posted August 25, 2017, 03:33 by Mave in Jokes
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Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
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This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses
Posted August 25, 2017, 03:33 by Mave in Jokes
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I'm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
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A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting.
Posted August 23, 2017, 07:35 by Mave in Jokes
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I said people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.
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Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump.
Posted August 22, 2017, 06:35 by Mave in Jokes
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But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
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A psychic is buying clothes
Posted August 21, 2017, 05:31 by Mave in Jokes
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Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Employee: You didn’t even try it on.

Psychic: I’m a medium.
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I couldn't join the KKK if I wanted to, my bloodline isn't pure enough.
Posted August 21, 2017, 04:44 by Mave in Jokes
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Turns out my parents weren't even related.
98
What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?
Posted August 17, 2017, 11:05 by Mave in Jokes
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A reptile dysfunction.
99
Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines?
Posted August 14, 2017, 03:46 by Mave in Jokes
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Because they have a supreme ruler
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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
Posted August 11, 2017, 07:36 by Mave in Jokes
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So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
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