One of the best lines in GTA San Andreas

[Mave]

Other fav. Woozie quote:

Guppy: Boss, take a look at these two chips!

Wu Zi Mu: One's a fake.

Carl Johson: That's amazing. You didn't even touch them.

Wu Zi Mu: No. I just took a guess. Why else with he come in with two chips and sound so worried? You take a look.

 

[Stybar]

The scene where CJ first hears Woozy is blind, and he starts waving in front of his face still crack me up.

 

[Panki]

>losing against a blind man in a video game

 

[Mauri]

My favourite is in the first cutscene with Big Smoke and CJ

Big Smoke: The street's cold dog, like it says in the book: we are blessed, and cursed.
...
CJ: What fucking book?

I just love how CJ delivers his line

 

[Mave]

My favourite is in the first cutscene with Big Smoke and CJ

I just love how CJ delivers his line

Young Maylay really did an amazing job.