Author Topic: The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall  (Read 9 times)

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Offline Mave

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The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Offline Stybar

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Too afraid to move, too, but hey. Pros and cons, right?