Author Topic: Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks "When am I going to die?"  (Read 18 times)

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The fortune teller replies: "you will die on a major Mexican holiday."
Trump asks: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?"
The fortune teller replies: "ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!"