Author Topic: A married couple is asleep when the phone rings at 3AM  (Read 26 times)

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Offline Mave

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The wife answers it, and after a few seconds she replies, "How should I know? We're 300 miles inland."

The husband asks, "Who was that, dear?"

"I don't know. Some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."