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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1200 on: April 05, 2017, 06:43 »
Shoveling snow is just pushing your problems to the side and waiting for them to go away.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1201 on: April 05, 2017, 06:44 »
Sleeping on a car ride is the closest thing to fast traveling in real life

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1202 on: April 05, 2017, 06:44 »
"All-human staff" will eventually become a selling point for restaurants, like "free-range" or "fair trade".

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1203 on: April 05, 2017, 06:44 »
Putting a game on easy mode is just putting it on hard mode for the enemies.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1204 on: May 03, 2017, 09:46 »
Spiders living in a blind person's home have really hit the lottery.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1205 on: May 11, 2017, 05:23 »
You don't realize how insecure your house is until you lock yourself out.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1206 on: May 17, 2017, 06:15 »
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1207 on: May 17, 2017, 03:54 »
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning
TIL m body is constantly at 20% :/

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1208 on: May 18, 2017, 06:24 »
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning
TIL m body is constantly at 20% :/
You need to fully recharge your battery every now and then man.



I hope that people stranded on deserted islands clean up their 'HELP' or 'SOS' signs before they leave. Just imagine a rescue team arriving and finding nobody..

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1209 on: May 30, 2017, 09:07 »
If Apple manufactured clothing they'd probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you'd also have to buy an Apple Belt.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1210 on: June 01, 2017, 03:26 »
Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1211 on: June 07, 2017, 08:05 »
Being "Jr." or "the Second" is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after a username.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1212 on: June 13, 2017, 05:18 »
It bothers me a lot that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like really much.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1213 on: June 20, 2017, 04:06 »
The first dude that accidentally drew an optical illusion must've thought he was going insane

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1214 on: June 28, 2017, 05:23 »
Not many things say "this is someone else's problem now" more than a leaf blower does.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1215 on: June 30, 2017, 03:38 »
It bothers me a lot that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like really much.
OMG. With the digitalization of the everything, imagine going for the birth certificate. You're at the kiosk, it asks you for a name, and then it says "we're sorry, that name has already been chosen"

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1216 on: June 30, 2017, 04:32 »
It bothers me a lot that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like really much.
OMG. With the digitalization of the everything, imagine going for the birth certificate. You're at the kiosk, it asks you for a name, and then it says "we're sorry, that name has already been chosen"
Alright, what about Peter_69_noscope172?

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1217 on: July 09, 2017, 04:02 »
I always hit "later" when asked to rate an app because I'm afraid hitting "never" would backfire against me.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1218 on: July 12, 2017, 05:20 »
Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1219 on: July 21, 2017, 09:33 »
A piƱata that doesn't break is broken