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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1200 on: April 05, 2017, 06:43 »
Shoveling snow is just pushing your problems to the side and waiting for them to go away.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1201 on: April 05, 2017, 06:44 »
Sleeping on a car ride is the closest thing to fast traveling in real life

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1202 on: April 05, 2017, 06:44 »
"All-human staff" will eventually become a selling point for restaurants, like "free-range" or "fair trade".

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1203 on: April 05, 2017, 06:44 »
Putting a game on easy mode is just putting it on hard mode for the enemies.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1204 on: May 03, 2017, 09:46 »
Spiders living in a blind person's home have really hit the lottery.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1205 on: May 11, 2017, 05:23 »
You don't realize how insecure your house is until you lock yourself out.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1206 on: May 17, 2017, 06:15 »
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1207 on: May 17, 2017, 03:54 »
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning
TIL m body is constantly at 20% :/

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1208 on: May 18, 2017, 06:24 »
Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning
TIL m body is constantly at 20% :/
You need to fully recharge your battery every now and then man.



I hope that people stranded on deserted islands clean up their 'HELP' or 'SOS' signs before they leave. Just imagine a rescue team arriving and finding nobody..