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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2016, 02:57 »
I wish I had a Mario Kart-like ghost of myself punctually getting ready for work in the morning so I'd know if I was running late.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2016, 02:57 »
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find THE GREATEST BARBER IN THE WORLD...or perhaps just a bald dude.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2016, 02:58 »
Because telescopes work using mirrors, we'll never know if there are any space vampires.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2016, 02:58 »
All males strive to "be the man" while avoiding "being that guy".

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2016, 02:58 »
To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic future.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2016, 02:58 »
Bruce Wayne's parents being murdered was the best thing that ever happened to Gotham


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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2016, 02:58 »
People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2016, 02:59 »
Adblock should buy out signs around time square and replace them with "This ad has been blocked by Adblock"

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2016, 02:59 »
For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2016, 02:59 »
If Obama was the president of Kenya, he would be their first white president.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2016, 02:59 »
I'm bored when I listen to a song from my personal music library, but when it's played on the radio I get excited like it's the greatest song ever.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2016, 02:59 »
If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mech battle between two fetuses.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2016, 02:59 »
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2016, 03:00 »
There should be a website where you can sign up and swap your Halloween costume with another person every year to save yourself money.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2016, 03:00 »
I don't appreciate the time that I don't have a cold nearly enough as I should.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2016, 03:00 »
At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2016, 03:00 »
"I sold an hour of my life for $13" doesn't sound nearly as good as "I make $13/hour."

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2016, 03:00 »
During childhood, we are told that jokes about the genital areas are adult content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered "childish".

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2016, 03:01 »
I am more responsible with the resources I have in video games than I am with the resources I have in real life.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2016, 03:01 »
The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions is an affirmation of how unoriginal all my problems are.