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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
Most of the adults who told me wiki is unreliable, now use viral facebook posts for most of their news sources.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2016, 07:52 »
No 'how I made a million dollars' books include the author starting their journey to wealth by reading a book about how to make a million dollars.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2016, 07:52 »
A bed is a shelf for your body when you are not using it.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2016, 07:53 »
Facebook is ubiquitous, but has a reputation for low-quality content. It's become the Walmart of social media.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2016, 07:53 »
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
"Would you rather crash on a friend's couch or the freeway?" would be a good campaign slogan against drinking and driving.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
The Google self-driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
A bachelor party is more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
Facebook shares are just the new "Fw: Fw: fw: Fw: Fw:" of stupid images and jokes

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
Having a toddler is like being on a permanent escort mission: A low AI character tries to follow you around, and if you're not careful enough, they'll find a way to kill themselves.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
Dora calls herself an "explorer," but travels exclusively through mapped territories

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2016, 07:54 »
Cowboys that ride off into the sunset quickly run out of daylight and have to camp just outside of town. Probably should've just stayed put for the night instead of being all dramatic.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
Porn sites should enable sorting by the number of people who left the website after watching the video

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
Cellphones should have 2 passwords for unlock, one which would be for you and unrestricted.. the other would be for you parents/friends that wouldn't show awkward applications/photos

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
You know you're an adult when your house makes noises and you're scared it's an expensive repair bill and not a monster.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
If someone farts at a poker tournament, no one will ever know who did it.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
I drive safer when there's food on my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
A bald, hairy man should probably shampoo his body and use body wash soap on his head.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2016, 07:55 »
Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined.