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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1220 on: July 26, 2017, 05:00 »
The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1221 on: July 26, 2017, 05:00 »
I'm not fully committed to the video until I turn my phone sideways.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1222 on: July 26, 2017, 05:01 »
Before video games existed, the phrase "Crap, I died" was probably never spoken.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1223 on: August 07, 2017, 05:03 »
I never realized how much I can't stand some people until I started using social media.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1224 on: August 08, 2017, 05:16 »
Most of the trash on the streets is from junk food because people that don't care about their own health also don't care about the health of the planet.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1225 on: August 09, 2017, 07:24 »
A program crashing after you try to close it is its way of saying "You can't fire me, I quit."

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1226 on: August 15, 2017, 05:13 »
Antartica is an island with only a northern coast.