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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1220 on: July 26, 2017, 05:00 »
The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1221 on: July 26, 2017, 05:00 »
I'm not fully committed to the video until I turn my phone sideways.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1222 on: July 26, 2017, 05:01 »
Before video games existed, the phrase "Crap, I died" was probably never spoken.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1223 on: August 07, 2017, 05:03 »
I never realized how much I can't stand some people until I started using social media.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1224 on: August 08, 2017, 05:16 »
Most of the trash on the streets is from junk food because people that don't care about their own health also don't care about the health of the planet.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1225 on: August 09, 2017, 07:24 »
A program crashing after you try to close it is its way of saying "You can't fire me, I quit."

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1226 on: August 15, 2017, 05:13 »
Antartica is an island with only a northern coast.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1227 on: August 24, 2017, 05:05 »
If I accidentally download the same file twice, I'll open the second download because it's fresher.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1228 on: August 25, 2017, 05:32 »
Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don't itch

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1229 on: August 29, 2017, 04:50 »
Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don't itch
You've never been really high, haven't you?


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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1230 on: August 31, 2017, 03:19 »
Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don't itch
You've never been really high, haven't you?
Can't say I've been that high.



On Google, the first result I look at is the one without Ad next to it.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1231 on: September 03, 2017, 08:17 »
On Google, the first result I look at is the one without Ad next to it.

And if you're on the second page and still haven't found it, it cannot be found.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1232 on: September 04, 2017, 05:25 »
There is no sleep as comfortable as the sleep you shouldn’t be sleeping.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1233 on: September 05, 2017, 06:29 »
It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1234 on: September 12, 2017, 04:57 »
Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1235 on: September 21, 2017, 06:43 »
If any realistic message came out of Shrek, it would be that ugly people don't need to worry about being ugly since they will just marry other ugly people.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1236 on: September 26, 2017, 06:18 »
Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1237 on: September 27, 2017, 05:00 »
Mosquitoes are essentially used, flying, dirty needles

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1238 on: September 28, 2017, 05:22 »
If you're drunk at noon, you're either living very well, or very poorly.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1239 on: September 30, 2017, 06:27 »
Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just like take whatever bag you want.
I wonder how many terrorists the security checks actually caught.