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Interesting thoughts
« on: February 11, 2016, 07:14 »
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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2016, 07:15 »
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don't know what either of those things are.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2016, 07:15 »
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2016, 07:16 »
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2016, 07:16 »
In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of peoples lives.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2016, 07:16 »
Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank god it's the yawn.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2016, 05:32 »
Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, thank god it's the yawn.
Sneezing can be pretty contagious too, if close enough.
Also, colds.


We all wonder when the future will be here, but we all have devices in our pockets which allow us to communicate with people all around the world in a matter of seconds, access information and knowledge from every known source and about every known thing in the universe. And we use it to get in discussions with strangers and look at funny pictures of cats.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2016, 07:49 »
Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50 »
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50 »
Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50 »
Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making equels - films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50 »
Apple has "air." Amazon has "fire." Google has "earth." I think Microsoft should create something called "water."

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50 »
If you swap the spinach for beer, then any episode of Popeye becomes a bitter story of a raging alcoholic, right down to the speech impediment and tendency to fight people who he believes are trying to steal "his girl"

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50 »
Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.


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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton


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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair.

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life.


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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.


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Re: Interesting thoughts
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2016, 07:51 »
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.