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What's the difference between EA and my uncle?
Posted Yesterday at 05:19 PM by Mave in Jokes
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My uncle didn't take my money when he fucked me.
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What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
Posted November 15, 2017, 07:51 by Mave in Jokes
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Micro trans-action
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Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11
Posted November 13, 2017, 05:28 by Mave in Jokes
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It would be IX/XI.
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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic...
Posted November 13, 2017, 05:28 by Mave in Jokes
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He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater...
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My wife left a note on the fridge saying, "This isn't working, goodbye."
Posted November 13, 2017, 05:27 by Mave in Jokes
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I opened the refrigerator and it works just fine. Weird.
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Call of Duty WW2 is so realistic...
Posted November 13, 2017, 05:27 by Mave in Jokes
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Even the servers are from 1941.
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek
Posted November 09, 2017, 05:12 by Mave in Jokes
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Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He’s sitting in a square drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.

Einstein says “Newton, you’re terrible, I’ve found you!” Newton says “No no, Einy. You’ve found one Newton per square meter. You’ve found Pascal!”
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Someone knocked on my door and asked if I had found Jesus
Posted November 09, 2017, 05:12 by Mave in Jokes
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I explained it wasn't my turn to watch him this time, and they really should have used bigger nails.
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I like my women how I like my computer.
Posted November 07, 2017, 03:14 by Mave in Jokes
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On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
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A German man visiting France
Posted November 06, 2017, 02:49 by Mave in Jokes
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He's stopped at customs. The officer asks him, "Name?"

"Hans Muller" replies the German.

"Occupation?"

"No, just visiting this time."
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