The Most Recent Topics (limited to 100)

Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10]
91
My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate."
Posted May 15, 2017, 05:31 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
I told her, "Oh yea... Just you wait."
92
Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them
Posted May 15, 2017, 05:31 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
They said it would be like winning the Lottery. To my horror they were right, we had six matching balls.
93
What do you call a feminist government?
Posted May 11, 2017, 05:57 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
A Dick-hater-ship.
94
For sale:
Posted May 11, 2017, 05:06 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Guitar

Yoyo

Puppet

Kite

€5 for the lot

Genuine reason for sale

No strings attached
95
I called the Suicide Hotline in Iraq...
Posted May 10, 2017, 05:30 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
96
I found out I was colourblind today
Posted May 10, 2017, 05:30 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
It was totally out of the purple
97
Why was the Jazz movie rated R
Posted May 10, 2017, 05:29 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Too much sax and violins
98
What do you give a cannibal that shows up late to dinner?
Posted May 09, 2017, 05:23 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
A cold shoulder.
99
Which country has the fastest growing capitol?
Posted May 09, 2017, 05:21 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Ireland. It's Dublin every year.
100
I once tried to kill a spider with axe bodyspray
Posted May 08, 2017, 05:29 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
but he survived and now wont shut the fuck up about crossfit
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10]