The Most Recent Topics (limited to 100)

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 10
11
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding
Posted October 10, 2017, 01:48 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
12
My neighbor came at me really aggressively
Posted October 10, 2017, 01:48 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.
I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.
13
Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.
Posted October 09, 2017, 08:43 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Nyetflix.
14
I can count on one hand how many times I have been to Chernobyl.
Posted October 09, 2017, 08:42 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
It's 14.
15
I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500
Posted October 07, 2017, 05:07 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
I am LIVID.
16
Did you know that the condom was invented by the Turks?
Posted October 05, 2017, 04:51 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
They used the intestines of sheep around their penis when having sex.

And did you know that years later, the Brits were the ones who improved the condom by removing the sheep?
17
Welcome to heaven Mr. Hefner
Posted October 03, 2017, 09:04 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
St. Peter: welcome to heaven mr. Hefner. We hope you enjoy your eternal bliss. Here you can do anything you want. What would you like to do first?

Hugh: I dont know, I've had a long great life. Maybe relax, go see a Tom Petty concert at a small venue, 50-60 people tops.

St. Peter: that can be arranged
18
What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman?
Posted October 02, 2017, 08:23 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Getting her husband's voice just right
19
Why are catholic priests called father?
Posted September 27, 2017, 06:29 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Because "daddy" would be too suspicious
20
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick
Posted September 26, 2017, 07:32 by Mave in Jokes
Dear guest please register in order to reply to topics. Having an account will unlock all forum features.
Especially since his name is Steve.
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 10